Friday, October 29, 2010

Devilish Deer Season

Apparently I've annoyed the dark forces that protect deer.


See his antlers? I'm sure it's the demon deer pumpkin.

I was going to shoot him. "She Who Must Be obeyed" said I shouldn't waste time. I'd only miss anyway.

Then she mumbled something about upset children and how I'd suffer some strange affliction called celibacy.