Friday, October 29, 2010
Devilish Deer Season
Apparently I've annoyed the dark forces that protect deer.
See his antlers? I'm sure it's the demon deer pumpkin.
I was going to shoot him. "She Who Must Be obeyed" said I shouldn't waste time. I'd only miss anyway.
Then she mumbled something about upset children and how I'd suffer some strange affliction called celibacy.